You can never compare a Hangovers at 27 years old, to that of a 29 years old, the most painful truth is that at 29 years old, hangovers are 1,000,000,000 times worse than they were when I was 27. I’m not gonna stop though, I’m gonna keep getting them. You know you are, too if you don’t make a conscious decision to stop now.
It just comes with the territory. Most people believe that drinking is too fun to quit completely, but the hangovers will continue to worsen as you grow older, It seems like your body is slowly sending and signaling the brain for help.
When it comes to hangovers, here are 10 of the worst hangover ever recorded and shared online.
10. The “Oh fucκ” Kind of Hangover
These are the types of hangover you experienced when waking up and realizing you’re late for work. You run into things, you forget to bring your wallet to work, you brush your teeth without toothpaste, bath without soap, etc.
9. The “I Feel Great” Hangover
This is the not soo funny type of Hangover. Sometimes you wake up after a long night of drinking and you notice something is quite different, you just can’t place your hands on it, you feel exceptionally AMAZING… So wonderful you’re knocking into things like a wind-up toy, chatting with people you don’t usually chat with, and laughing to yourself in the street. Please don’t be fooled. The buzz you feel is nothing more than still being drunk, and the great mood will turn into a deep need for sleep and junk food and huge regret, because you’re acting what your normal self can never ever do.
8. The “Oops I Did it Again” Type of Hangover
You know that awful moment you wake up and quickly learning you aren’t in your own bed nor a bed you’ve ever seen prior. Perfect, plus you’re surrounded by your own what? puke???
7. “Total Blackout” Hangover
This is the type of hangover most people hate to remember. This is called the total blackout hangover, where you remember absolutely nothing and are too scared to hear about anything you did when you’re drunk.
6. The “Fast Food Blackout” Hangover
This may sound funny to you, but if you have ever find yourself in a situation like this, then you won’t think it is funny. This is the type of hangover where you look around and notice fast food remains scattered all over your bed, kitchen, and floor. Oops, you ate 6 McDoubles and 3 McChickens and don’t even remember ordering or paying for it.
5. The “Crisis” Hangover
I have come across different stories of this type of hangovers. The crisis type is where you just spent too much money on something you absolutely don’t want. You recall brightly that you didn’t have that much fun. You said things you shouldn’t have said. Your life is now in shambles and there is now way out. Ever.
4. The “Wake Up and Throw Up” Hangover
This is the most insulting and shameful hangover ever. These are the moments you swear you will never drink again and promise God all sorts of things just to make your head stop pounding and the world stop spinning like you are competing in the “who goes crazy first” Olympic competition.
3. The “I Have No Idea Where Any of My Things are” Type of Hangover
This is the hangover where you don’t recall or remember where any of your things are. When you wake up and have a laundry list of things that are MIA; your cellphone, wallet, car keys, pants, honor and dignity etc. etc.
2. The “Remorseful” Hangover
This seems like the saddest type, where the next day, you feel 101% remorseful and you spend the majority of the next day, thinking of people you should apologize to for your idiotic antics and behavior, just because of a few bottles.
1. The “Ex-Text” Hangover
This has happened over a thousand times and we have no control over it. This is the type of hangover where you mindlessly text your ex, what your real and normal self won’t have done. When you wake up and realize your drunk mind apparently had quite a bit to say to your last lover.
- Which of these type of hangover have you ever experienced?
- Which of these hangover is the worst ever?
- Which of these hangover do you think is cute?